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Humor |Phrases about Islamist Terrorism that won’t Offend Anyone Important

June 15, 2016

Phrases about Islamist Terrorism that won’t Offend Anyone Important, Dan Miller’s Blog, June 15, 2016

(The views expressed in this post are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of Warsclerotic or its other editors. — DM)

Obama, His Department of Homeland Security, CAIR and His many other collaborators colleagues have tried really hard not to offend Islamists when talking about Islamist terror. Ditto the lamebrain mainstream media. They need more variety, so here are just a few politically correct suggestions for appropriate phrases guaranteed not to offend anyone important.

Church violence — for use when Islamists burn or otherwise attack a church.

Synagogue violence — as above, but when they burn or otherwise attack a synagogue.

Christian violence – broader than church violence, but otherwise about the same.

Jewish violence — Broader than synagogue violence, but otherwise about the same.

Homosexual violence — for use when Islamists kill homosexuals.

Gun violence — for use when Muslims use guns to attack homosexuals, Christians, Jews or other non-Muslims.

Knife violence — same as for gun violence, except it applies only when knives are used.

Violent rhetoric — applies only to whatever Donald Trump says.

Hate speech — applies to anything linking the Quran, the Hadith, Sharia Law, other Islamic texts, CAIR or other Muslim Brotherhood-linked groups to violence.

Great speech! –applies to anything about Islamism said by Obama,  Hillary or a CAIR spokesperson.

Peaceful Muslims — applies to all Muslims who haven’t yet behaved violently toward non-Muslims personally.

Racist incitement — Any derogatory remarks about Islamists, even though Islam is not a race.

Racism — see Racist incitement.

Men of God — Imams.

Not Islamic — applies to any violent, criminal or otherwise antisocial act committed by a Muslim.

That’s just a sample. Any sane person could suggest more.

Now, for your further entertainment, here’s a beautiful vocal rendition by the Muslim Brotherhood Trio:

Cartoons of the Day

June 15, 2016

H/t Freedom is Just Another Word

Gun free zones

 

Pece in mid east

 

H/t Joopklepzeiker

Orlando guns

 

Body count

Cartoons of the Day

June 14, 2016

H/t Freedom is Just Another Word

Hillary and problems

 

H/t Townhall

Radical guns

 

Via Dry Bones

Open minded

 

H/t Kingjester’s Blog

Blood rising

Cartoons of the Day

June 12, 2016

H/t Joopklepzeiker

EU over the falls

 

Hillary keeps lying

Cartoons of the Day

June 11, 2016

H/t Power Line

Trump FP dangerous

 

Election choice

 

Glass ceiling

 

Glass ceiling truth

 

Paula Jones

 

Job fair

 

H/t Vermont Loon Watch

Sit Heel

Cartoons of the Day

June 10, 2016

H/t Freedom is Just Another Word

Bernie and Hillary

 

H/t Vermont Loon Watch

red-lines

 

H/t Vermont Loon Watch

wedding

Cartoon of the Day

June 9, 2016

H/t Townhall

Hillary first woman

Cartoon of the Day

June 5, 2016

H/t Freedom is Just Another Word

clinton-foundation

Humor | Obama touts legacy of renaming wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, saying he would close Gitmo

June 5, 2016

Obama touts legacy of renaming wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, saying he would close Gitmo, Duffel Blog, June 5, 2016

Obama soldier

WASHINGTON — President Obama sought on Monday to reshape the controversy over the ongoing wars in Iraq and Afghanistan and the fully operational Guantanamo Bay prison by asking the American people to remember that he tried really hard.

Speaking at an event for Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America (IAVA), Obama strongly touted his legacy as the only president to semantically end the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and reminded the American people that he has been talking serious about closing Guantanamo Bay, “since like, the 2008 election.”

When pressed to explain the current military operations against ISIS in Iraq and a resurgent Taliban in Afghanistan, Mr. Obama responded with “I said I ended the wars didn’t I? There’s no more war. What’s going on now is more like ‘kinetic foreign advising.’”

Like all presidents before him, Obama has sought to brand and message his legacy as one in line with the sweeping campaign promises he staked his candidacy on.

The Obama administration’s reluctance to call the actions in Iraq against ISIS which have claimed the lives of three US serviceman “combat operations” has angered veterans and the other dozen or so Americans who pay attention to the nation’s continuing wars.

“The third time we took indirect and sniper fire, I asked my squad leader if we’d get our CIBs (Combat Infantryman Badge) yet,” said Army Pvt. Anthony Dunn, “but he just shrugged and said the commander was going to see if we could get a pizza night in the DFAC.”

The establishment of the Guantanamo Bay detention center in January 2002 has long been a political lightning rod, made especially so following then-Sen. Obama’s pledge to close the facility beginning with his campaigning in 2007.

“Hey, this stuff is hard,” Obama said. “But every prisoner we detain on the battlefield deserves a fair trial. Just not the ones on the wrong end of a Predator drone.”

“I mean, am I right or am I right?” the president added, after high-fiving Vice President Joe Biden.

 

Cartoon of the Day

June 4, 2016

H/t Joopklepzeiker

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