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Humor | What Trump’s UN Speech Was Lacking

September 20, 2017

What Trump’s UN Speech Was Lacking, The Resurgent, September 20, 2017

Like most of America, I watched bits and pieces of Trump’s speech and pretended like I saw the whole thing.  I heard a lot about the greatness of America, the need to confront evil in this world, the plans America has to lead this world out of the darkness, blah blah blah.  What I DIDN’T hear was a word about Robert E. Lee, repealing the 19th Amendment, or making fun of the Cleveland Browns.  Trump could have made a simple phone call to Obama and found out how to give a real speech.

Obama pictured here in the middle of a post-presidency strategy session to help the poor.

Where were the apologies for America?  Trump should be conscientious (big word. no big deal) enough to know that America hasn’t bailed out the entire world in a generation or two, and we should feel badly about that.  America should have two modes when it comes to foreign policy: either be saving the world from the armies of darkness or splayed prostrate, begging forgiveness from all the countries you’ve saved.  There should be no third direction.

Trump also took a cheap shot at Kim Jong Un by calling him “Rocket Man” and it made me sick to my stomach (I put some expired cheddar in my eggs this morning so I guess it could have been that).  If Trump had an ounce of class, he would have used the Obama model of standing before the United Nations and dumping on your political opponent back in the states.

Also, say what you want about The Barberless Barbarian, but North Korea’s literacy rate is 100% according to North Korea.  You might get stuck doing fifteen years of hard labor, but you’ll be able to read the brand name on your sledgehammer while you’re doing it.

“I wonder if I could kidnap Little Debbie.”

Don’t even get me started on Iran.  Trump called on the Iranian government to “end their pursuit of death and destruction”.  Uh, Obama already ended Iran’s evil pursuits.  As history has shown, nothing stops a totalitarian regime like lifting sanctions and handing them pallets of untraceable money.  Sure those people still chant “Death to America”, but now you can tell that their hearts aren’t really in it.

The next time Trump stands at that sacred UN podium, he better do so while standing on an American flag and wearing a “Sorry about Syria” t-shirt.

Picture of the Day

September 15, 2017

H/t PJ Media Hot Mic


Cartoons and Video of the Day

September 10, 2017

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H/t Vermont Loon Watch



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Humor | Southern Poverty Law Center classifies VFW and American Legion as hate groups

September 6, 2017

Southern Poverty Law Center classifies VFW and American Legion as hate groups, Duffel Blog, September 6, 2017

William J. “Doc” Schmitz, Junior Vice Commander-in-Chief of the Veterans of Foreign Wars (VFW), observes U.S. Soldiers, assigned to Bravo Troop, 1st Squadron, 91st Cavalry Regiment, 173rd Airborne Brigade, as they participate in a simulated shooting drill at the Gunfighter Gym, 7th Army Training Command’s Grafenwoehr Training Area, August 7, 2017. (U.S. Army photo by Spc. Emily Houdershieldt)

MONTGOMERY, Ala. — The Southern Poverty Law Center has announced it would include prominent American veterans’ organizations American Legion and Veterans of Foreign Wars in its listing of hate groups, sources confirmed today.

In a written statement signed by SPLC President J. Richard Cohen, the organization said both the VFW and Legion were included since many of their members sympathize with radical, extreme-right-wing ideals such as freedom, safety, and family values.

“I hate to criminalize a group of decorated war veterans,” Cohen said, from somewhere deep within a fog of pit sweat in his corporate think-tank steam room, where Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Moscow) was seen relaxing in the nude.

“But these people revere statues of soldiers who have fought in wars where minorities and women weren’t allowed to fight.”

According to the SPLC, members of the Legion and VFW are well-known for inciting extreme hatred against enemies of the United States, and for engaging in violent behavior. VFW members, for example, have been known to carry out shootings, stabbings, and bombings in countries around the world for more than 100 years.

All told, members of the Legion and VFW have been responsible for the deaths of billions of people, SPLC said.

“They are some of America’s oldest and most deadly hate groups,” said Cohen.

The SPLC issued an email alert to its followers notifying them of the new danger of the extreme veterans’ organizations, while others learned of the inclusion with a new posting on its “Hatewatch” website.

Trump Steals Food from Black Kid

September 5, 2017

Trump Steals Food from Black Kid 😂, Mark Dice via YouTube, September 4, 2017

Steyn: Wasserman Schultz scandal is Russia and no one cares

September 2, 2017

Steyn: Wasserman Schultz scandal is Russia and no one cares, Fox News via YouTube, August 30, 2017



Cartoons of the Day

September 2, 2017

H/t Oyia Brown


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