Obama administration plans own version Iron Dome to protect John Kerry from Israeli criticism

Obama administration plans own version Iron Dome to protect John Kerry from Israeli criticism
By Doug Powers • July 29, 2014 10:55 AM


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Maybe this administration thinks that whole “Israel being a longtime ally of the United States” era was overrated, because as Israel battles Hamas, Team Obama is shoring up its defense of… John Kerry:

The Obama administration pushed back strongly Monday at a torrent of Israeli criticism over Secretary of State John Kerry’s latest bid to secure a cease-fire with Hamas, accusing some in Israel of launching a “misinformation campaign” against the top American diplomat.

“It’s simply not the way partners and allies treat each other,” State Department spokeswoman Jen Psaki said.

Her comments were echoed by the White House, where National Security Adviser Susan Rice said the U.S. was “dismayed” by mischaracterizations of Kerry’s efforts. Israeli media reports have cast Kerry as seeking a cease-fire that is more favorable to Hamas and being dismissive of key Israeli concerns.

To help protect John Kerry from “unfair” Israeli criticism, the Obama administration has gotten to work on plans to construct an “Iron DOHM” (Diplomatic Operation Has Mishap) that will automatically deploy when incoming verbal or written attacks are detected.

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One Comment on “Obama administration plans own version Iron Dome to protect John Kerry from Israeli criticism”

  1. Steve Canyon's avatar Steve Canyon Says:

    Perhaps the U.S. (and much of the world) is taking penultimate exception to the ceaseless, stentorian whining coming from the Israeli government, press, and . . . oh, yes . . . bloggers. Penultimate, because the U.S. has as yet not dropped the gloves at its M. East proxy’s doorstep, dusted off its hands, turned, bade a final sayonara, and offered best wishes to the diaspora.

    Well, gee, somebody has to survive.

    Best wishes, indeed.


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